The only thing that is permanent is change.” 

“When you’re hungry and angry,….you’re hangry.” 

“Grudges are like bad rocks. You should not keep them in your pocket. They are like big boulders that just weigh you down.”  

“A smart aleck is a smart person who always has something stupid to say.”

“People born Feb 29th got ripped off.”

“Beyoutiful. Be you tiful.”

“Any number to the power of zero equals one.”

to be continued..